What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Gus's mom

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Title IX

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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shut up elliot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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