why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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