Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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you will like this because i am black.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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John Cena for president

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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