- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Politics

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Jack Stevens

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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