Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Anti Joke

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