- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Half life 3 confirmed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

AND

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jewwy Jewstein

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

wanna here a joke? you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??