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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Face...the other white meat!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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