- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A woman wears a dress.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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