What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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