what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is your bill about? Clinton

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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