What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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A woman wears a dress.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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