Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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