- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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