What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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