- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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