- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it