- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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