George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What would Muhammed do?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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People with cancer.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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