A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A bar walks into a man

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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