how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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