- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Women's rights.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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