- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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