- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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