Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's one plus one? two.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

T u r n i p s

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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