- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love alchohol!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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