why did your mum die young because she had canser

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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