Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Face...the other white meat!

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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