Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Gus's mom

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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