Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Katy Perry

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You having friends.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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