What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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FUCK YOU

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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adam hodgson !

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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