Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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get in the car.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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