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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!