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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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