Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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PENIS that is all

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

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