- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Guest what? Dog

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Horse.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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