- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

John Cena for president

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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