What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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