Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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