A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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