- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Invisible Children Foundation.

haha black people :D

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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