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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies....” via: Clarksonisms “key without the bumps.” via: Pointless Inventions “SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “so just go wash it you dirty fucking piece of shit oh my fucking god its gonna rain fresh water all over my clean car....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeClarksonismsPointless InventionsPointless Super PowersThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBoxHorse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAR FAILURESRATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDSPOILED PHOTOSSTOP DROP LOLWIFI LOL CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! 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You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies....” via: Clarksonisms “key without the bumps.” via: Pointless Inventions “SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “so just go wash it you dirty fucking piece of shit oh my fucking god its gonna rain fresh water all over my clean car....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeClarksonismsPointless InventionsPointless Super PowersThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBoxHorse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAR FAILURESRATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDSPOILED PHOTOSSTOP DROP LOLWIFI LOL CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! 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You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies....” via: Clarksonisms “key without the bumps.” via: Pointless Inventions “SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “so just go wash it you dirty fucking piece of shit oh my fucking god its gonna rain fresh water all over my clean car....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeClarksonismsPointless InventionsPointless Super PowersThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBoxHorse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAR FAILURESRATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDSPOILED PHOTOSSTOP DROP LOLWIFI LOL CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! 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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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