I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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