- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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