So, this joke isn't funny.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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