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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Double-whammy

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

No soup for you!

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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