Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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