- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

1+2 = 6

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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