why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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mexicans fishing

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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My spelling is horrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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