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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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