- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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