- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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