what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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when debbie meets downer

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Black People

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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