what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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