- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

women's rights.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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