Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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