Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You know what's natural? Bears.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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