- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

So these two girls have a cup .

penis. nuff said.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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