- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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