- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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