- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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