- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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