- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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