Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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