- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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