- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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