- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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