- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you do at a club? You club.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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