A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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