Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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