What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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whats 7+4? 74

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My name is Jeff

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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