How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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PENIS that is all

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What would Muhammed do?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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