why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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MAKE

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Oh, right

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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