What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man walks into a vagina

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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