- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

There once was this guy and he fell down

Womens basketball

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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