- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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