Skrillex.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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penis. nuff said.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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