What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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