- Anti Joke

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

This statement is false.