- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

knock knock Goodbye

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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