How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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