- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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