- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

well use a tissue!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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