Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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nolan is gay

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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