- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Praise Paisley

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Wait! hundred billions!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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