Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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