What is white and square? A ping pong block

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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