What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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