- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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