Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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CHORGLUND

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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