- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's your blood type? Red.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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