- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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