- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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