Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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